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A dentist, who as a practical joke, implanted fake boar tusks in his dental assistant's mouth, while she was under anesthetic for another procedure, has won a lawsuit against his insurance company. The dentist took the tusks out before she awoke, but took pictures, which he passed around to the office staff. The Assistant of course sued, and settled for $250,000, which the insurance company refused to cover because they claimed it was an intentional act.